My Favorite Movies
These are just the movies I rewatch all the time, usually while doing something else. No rankings, no overthinking. Just movies that stuck with me for whatever reason.
Comedies That Still Work
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Step Brothers "It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer"
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Talladega Nights "SHAKE IT BEFORE YOU BAKE IT"
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The Other Guys "Hope you like prison food... and penis"
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Old School "You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy."
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Wedding Crashers "MOM!! THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW"
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Dodgeball "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
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Tropic Thunder "First, take a big step back and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"
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Role Models "No, I like to rock n' roll all night and part of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3"
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Kicking & Screaming "Meat comes first"
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This is 40 "Their daughter told my son that he looked like Tom Petty and in a negative way"
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Get Hard / The Change-Up / Identity Thief / Couples Retreat / Horrible Bosses / Vacation / We’re the Millers This is the mid-2000s comedy section. You’ve either seen them or you haven’t. They’re all some variation of: guy messes up → chaos → resolution.
Stuff With Explosions
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Transformers Don’t care what anyone says. It’s metal aliens punching each other and blowing up gas stations. I’m in.
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Iron Man / The Avengers / Spiderman Superhero basics. Not pretending I’m above it.
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Takers Underrated heist movie. Looks slick. Sounds slick. Worth a rewatch.
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Pirates of the Carribean It's a classic.
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Starsky & Hutch (2004) Snoop Dogg plays Huggy Bear. That’s really all you need to know.
Star Wars
- Episodes I–VI only Don’t talk to me about the sequels. Favorite is Revenge of the Sith because it’s all betrayal, lava, and lightsabers. I’ve seen it more times than I’d admit in public.
Serious Section
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Pulp Fiction
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The Hateful Eight
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Blow
That's All
That’s the list. No film school, no hidden gems, no foreign language dramas. Just the movies that stuck. If you judge me, congrats — you have worse taste and less fun.